- Follow your gut.
- Gluten-free baked goods don't change their shape at all when baked, to the point where fingerprints are visible.
- Egg replacer is an unusual concept but doesn't really affect flavor all that much.
- Niceness of a professor is not necessarily proportional to how enjoyable their class will be.
- Seriously, if you warm up before a dance class, you're so much less sore in the morning.
- Doing one's laundry is a sensitive business, and one should strive not to piss anyone off while doing it.
- When cooking pumpkin for pie, cut the pumpkin in thirds and cook it on the stovetop.
- Fresh pumpkin is not worth the bother.
- You don't have to be a Smithie to be a That Girl.
- Strive for the positive.
- One lousy professor is not a good reason to give up (on a class, on a subject, on a department, or on a major/minor).
- Friendships end, but the slash-and-burn method is not advisable and uncalled for, most of the time.
- When friendships end, try to convince yourself that it's for the best, because it probably is.
- Learn to forgive.
- Tea makes everything better.
- Don't start watching Doctor Who unless you have space in your life for a new obsession and a good chunk of time on your hands.
- Don't try to convince yourself that you can watch it without becoming obsessed. Don't lie to yourself; you know it'll happen.
- Being deep for the sake of being deep is stupid. This is only acceptable behavior in certain circles during high school, after which it is time to pull yourself together.
- Be polite.
- Smile and say hello.
- Don't wait for the other person to do it first.
- If you liked a subject or class in high school, you may have enjoyed it because of the teacher, class size, or some other factor and this does not necessarily mean that you have a genuine affinity for the subject.
- If you were good at something in high school, brace yourself before doing that activity in college.
- That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
- Ask for advice. You don't have to follow it, but it never hurts to ask.
- Sexism lurks in even the most liberal environments.
- Don't take a Five College class in the fall semester.
- Hampshire students are a friendly breed of creature who enjoy conversing with strangers.
- 15 pats of dining hall butter are just about equivalent to 1 stick.
- The grade you receive on the first exam of the semester does not necessarily dictate your grade for the class overall.
TO BE CONTINUED...